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We're New Here! [Feb. 25th, 2008|12:27 pm]
Angel, Buffy, and Charmed Lovers


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    Ahoy, mates!  We're new here and hope we've arrived before this comm has died as there seems to be only one post.  Here is our 

    In the year 1995, we received a new addition to our family in the form of our very first computer.  At the time, we never knew how it would affect our lives, but shortly after getting online for the first time, we began to encounter others who shared our opinions.  Then we joined our first Sim, or RP, club, and very soon after that we discovered the delightful world of fan fiction.  We had been writing and role playing for most of our lives already, and so we took to doing it online as naturally as a duck takes to water.
    At the time we started all those 13 years ago, we had plenty of avenues to choose from.  AOL was full to bursting with RPs, and CFAN was in its prime existence.  Unfortunately, as the years have progressed, the avenues offered to us writers have steadily decreased until what seemed to be left to us was fanfiction.net who places such limitations on fics and is filled with those who try but fail to write good stories, faltering Yahoo! Groups, and dying web sites.  Then a search late one night led us here to Live Journal.  We're cross posting this message at many places, however, for too many of the groups here already look to be dying.  We hope that is not the case but wanted to increase our chances of finding both good writers and eager, reviewing readers nonetheless.
    Now on to the rest of our introduction . . .
    Jack and I are gay, Pagan males who are very much in love with each other and who write both together and seperately.  He considers himself more of an actor, reacting in fics as his character, or characters, would do, but I think of myself as a true writer, an artist of words if you will.  Between the two of us, we have written nearly 200 stories, drabbles, and poems in over 35 fandoms, but our longest and most loved story remains the one that always seems to get the least reviews.
complete with our list of 

Addams Family:
 Sparrow: Morticia, Gomez, Thing; Gomez/Morticia, Wednesday/Eddie Munster
 Turner: Morticia, Gomez, Thing; Gomez/Morticia, Wednesday/Eddie Munster
 Sparrow: Genie, Rajah, Jasmine; Aladdin/Jasmine, Aladdin/Genie
 Turner: Rajah, Jasmine, Genie; Aladdin/Jasmine, Genie/Carpet
American Dragon: Jake Long:
 Sparrow: Foo Dog, Grandpa, Sun; Grandpa/Sun
 Turner: Foo Dog, Grandpa, Sun; Grandpa/Sun, Spud/Trixi
 Sparrow: Angel, Spike, Cordelia; Angel/Cordelia
 Turner: Faith, Lorne, Cordelia; Angel/Cordelia, Spike/Cordelia, Dennis/Cordelia friendship
 Sparrow: Tobias, Rachel, Jake; Tobias/Rachel, Jake/Cassie
 Turner: Rachel, Cassie, Tobias; Tobias/Rachel
Artemis Fowl:
 Sparrow: Holly, Foaly, Artemis; Artemis/Butler
 Turner: Holly, Foaly, Artemis; Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Butler
 Sparrow: Batman, Catwoman; Batman/Catwoman
 Turner: Catwoman, Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone), Robin (Chris O'Donnell); Batman/Catwoman, Robin/Batgirl, Joker/Harley Quinn
Beauty and the Beast:
 Sparrow: Beast, Belle, Mrs. Potts; Beast/Belle, Cogsworth/Lumiere, Papa/Mrs. Potts
 Turner: Beast, Belle, Lumiere; Beast/Belle, Cogsworth/Lumiere, Papa/Mrs. Potts
Beauty and the Beast:
 Sparrow: Vincent, Father; no liked pairing
 Turner: Vincent; no liked pairing
 Sparrow: Beetlejuice, Lydia, Jacques; Beetlejuice/Lydia
 Turner: Lydia, Beetlejuice, Jacques; Beetlejuice/Lydia
 Sparrow: Samantha, Endora, Esmerelda; no liked pairing
 Turner: Endora, Samantha, Maurice; Maurice/Endora, Samantha/Jeannie
Big Wolf On Campus:
 Sparrow: Merton, Tommy; Tommy/Merton
 Turner: Merton, Stacey, Tommy; Tommy/Merton, Tommy/Stacey
Biker Mice From Mars:
 Sparrow: Vinnie, Modo, Throttle; Vinnie/Charley, Modo/Throttle
 Turner: Vinnie, Modo, Charley; Vinnie/Modo, Vinnie/Charley
Birds of Prey:
 Sparrow: Helena; no preferred pairing
 Turner: Helena, Barbarba, Dinah; Helena/Barbara
Blades of Glory:
 Sparrow: Chazz, Jimmy, Coach; Chazz/Jimmy
 Turner: Chazz, Jimmy, Coach; Chazz/Jimmy, Coach/Jesse
Boy Meets World:
 Sparrow: Feeny, Eric, Alan; Feeny/Eric
 Turner: Feeny, Eric, Shawn; Feeny/Eric, Shawn/Cory, Shawn/Jack
Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars:
 Sparrow: Jenny, Bucky; Bucky/Jenny
 Turner: Jenny, Felicia, Bucky; Bucky/Jenny
 Sparrow: Spike, Giles, Xander; Angel/Cordelia, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Willow
 Turner: Spike, Faith, Cordelia; Angel/Cordelia, Spike/Angel, Willow/Kennedy
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command:
 Sparrow: Mira, Booster, XR; Buzz/Woody, Buzz/Mira, Booster/XR
 Turner: Mira, Buzz, Booster; Buzz/Woody, Buzz/Mira, Booster/XR
California Dreams:
 Sparrow: Jake; no preferred pairing
 Turner: Lorena, Jake, Matthew; Jake/Lorena, Tony/Sam, Matthew/Tiffani
Captain Planet:
 Sparrow: Gaia, Captain, Lee; Wheeler/Linka
 Turner: Gaia, Linka, Wheeler; Captain/Gaia, Wheeler/Linka
 Sparrow: Lightning, Mater, Luigi; Lightning/Mater, Guido/Luigi
 Turner: Mater, Lightning, Doc; Lightning/Mater, Guido/Luigi; Lightning/Doc
 Sparrow: Casper, Kat; Casper/Kat, any combination of Stretch, Stinkie, & Fatso, James/Amelia
 Turner: Casper, Kat; Casper/Kat, any combination of Stretch, Stinkie, & Fatso, James/Amelia
 Sparrow: Piper, Prue, Cole; Cole/Piper
 Turner: Piper, Prue, Cole; Cole/Piper, Prue/Piper, Shamus/Paige
Chronicles of Narnia:
 Sparrow: Aslan, Tumnus, Lucy; Tumnus/Lucy
 Turner: Aslan, Tumnus; Tumnus/Lucy
COWboys of Moo Mesa:
 Sparrow: Moo, Cowlorado, Dakota; Moo/Kate, Dude/Kate
 Turner: Cowlorado, Moo, Dakota; Cowlorado/Moo, Dude/Kate
Dark Shadows:
 Sparrow: Barnabas, Quentin; Barnabas/Quentin
Darkwing Duck:
 Sparrow: Darkwing, Morgana, Launchpad; Darkwing/Morgana, Honker/Gosalyn
 Turner: Morgana, Darkwing, Launchpad; Darkwing/Morgana, Honker/Gosalyn
Dawson's Creek:
 Sparrow: Jack, Dawson, Pacey; Jack/Doug, Pacey/Dawson
 Turner: Andie, Pacey, Jack; Pacey/Andie, Dawson/Faith, Dawson/Pacey
Defenders of the Earth:
 Sparrow: Mandrake, Jedda, Rick; Mandrake/Jedda, Rick/Jedda
 Turner: Jedda, Mandrake, Keesa; Mandrake/Jedda
 See various Disney fandoms.
 Sparrow: Elvira, Gonk; no preferred pairings
 Turner: Elvira, Gonk; Jareth/Elvira, Wolf/Elvira
Emperor's New Groove:
 Sparrow: Kronk, Yzma, Kuzco; Kronk/Yzma, Kronk/Kuzco
 Turner: Kronk, Pacha, Kuzco; Kronk/Kuzco, Kronk/Pacha, Pacha/Chicha
Everybody Loves Raymond:
 Sparrow: Robert, Debra; Robert/Debra
 Turner: Marie, Robert, Frank; Frank/Marie, Robert/Debra
 Sparrow: Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Phoenix 2; Nightcrawler/Shadowcat, Phoenix 2/Shadowcat
 Turner: Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Wolfsbane; Nightcrawler/Shadowcat, Phoenix 2/Shadowcat, Captain Britain/Meggan
Fox and the Hound:
 Sparrow: Tod, Copper, Dixie; Tod/Copper, Cash/Dixie
 Turner: Tod, Copper, Dixie; Tod/Copper, Cash/Dixie
Full House:
 Sparrow: Jesse, Danny, Joey; Jesse/Rebecca
 Turner: Jesse, DJ, Joey; Steve/DJ, Jesse/Rebecca, Jesse/Joey
 Sparrow: Garfield, Odie; Garfield/Odie
 Turner: Garfield, Odie, John; Garfield/Odie
 Sparrow: Goliath, Elisa, Broadway; Goliath/Elisa
 Turner: Elisa, Goliath, Broadway; Goliath/Elisa, Goliath/Demona, Broadway/Angela
Generation X:
 Sparrow: Banshee, White Queen, Jubilee; Banshee/White Queen, Skin/Jubilee
 Turner: White Queen, Banshee, Jubilee; Banshee/White Queen, Chamber/Husk, Skin/Jubilee unless it's the movie and then it's Skin/Jubilee in second place
George of the Jungle:
 Sparrow: George, Ape, Shep; George/Ursula
 Turner: Ape, George, Shep; George/Ape
 Sparrow: Peter, Ray, Egon; no desired pairings
 Turner: Egon, Peter, Ray if cartoon; Egon, Ray, Peter if movie; Egon/Peter, Peter/Ray, Egon/Janine
Golden Girls:
 Sparrow: Dorothy, Blanche, Rose; Dorothy/Blanche, Dorothy/Blanche/Rose
 Turner: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose; Blanche/Dorothy, Rose/Miles, Dorothy/Blanche/Rose
Halloween That Almost Wasn't:
 Sparrow: Witch, Dracula; Dracula/Witch
 Turner: Dracula, Frankenstein, Witch; Dracula/Witch
Happy Days:
 Sparrow: Fonzie, Marion; Fonz/Marion, Fonz/Joanie, Chachi/Joanie
 Turner: Fonzie, Chachi, Joanie; Fonz/Rich, Chachi/Joanie, Fonz/Marion
Harry Potter:
 Sparrow: Hagrid, Albus, Snape; Albus/Snape, Hagrid/Albus, Harry/Ron
 Turner: Rubeus, Severus, Albus; Albus/Severus, Harry/Ron, Sirius/Lupin
 Sparrow: Hercules, Iolaus, Zeus; Hercules/Iolaus
 Turner: Hercules, Iolaus, Autolycus; Hercules/Iolaus, Ares/Aphrodite
High School Musical:
 Sparrow: Chad, Ryan, Gabriella; Chad/Ryan
 Turner: Ryan, Sharpay, Chad; Ryan/Sharpay, Chad/Ryan, Chad/Troy
Hocus Pocus:
 Sparrow: Winifred, Thackery, Mary; Billy/Sarah
 Turner: Thackery, Sarah, Billy; Thackery/Dani, Max/Alison, Billy/Sarah
I Dream of Jeannie:
 Sparrow: Jeannie; no desired pairings
 Turner: Jeannie, Roger, Tony; Roger/Tony, Jeannie/Samantha Stephens, Roger/Jeannie/Tony
Ice Age:
 Sparrow: Diego, Manfred, Sid; Diego/Manfred
 Turner: Diego, Manfred, Sid; Diego/Manfred
Jackie Chan Adventures:
 Sparrow: Jackie, Viper, Uncle; Jackie/Viper, Paco/Jade, Uncle/Tohru's mother
 Turner: Jade, Uncle, Tohru; Jackie/Viper, Paco/Jade
Kate and Leopold:
 Sparrow: Leopold, Charlie, Kate; Leopold/Kate
 Turner: Leopold, Charlie, Kate; Leopold/Kate, Leopold/Charlie
Kim Possible:
 Sparrow: Shego, Drakken, Rufus; Drakken/Shego, Ron/Kim
 Turner: Shego, Rufus, Drakken; Drakken/Shego, Ron/Kim, Wade/Monique
 Sparrow: Jareth, Didymus, Hoggle; no desired pairings
 Turner: Jareth, Didymus, Worm; Jareth/Elvira
Lilo & Stitch:
 Sparrow: Stitch, Pleakley, Jumba; Stitch/Lilo, Jumba/Pleakley, David/Nani
 Turner: Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley; Jumba/Pleakley, Stitch/Lilo, David/Nani
Lion King:
 Sparrow: Simba, Nala, Rafiki; Simba/Nala, Timon/Pumbaa
 Turner: Simba, Nala, Mufasa; Simba/Nala, Timon/Pumbaa, Mufasa/Sarabi
Little Mermaid:
 Sparrow: Ariel, Sebastian, Flounder; Flounder/Ariel, Tritan/Sebastian
 Turner: Ariel, Sebastian, Flounder; Sebastian/Flounder, Tritan/Sebastian\
Lord of the Rings:
 Sparrow: Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo; Frodo/Sam, Pippin/Merry
 Turner: Legolas, Gandalf, Aragorn; Frodo/Sam, Pippin/Merry
Magnificent Seven:
 Sparrow: Chris, Vin, Josiah; Chris/Vin, Buck/JD, Buck/Inez/Ezra
 Turner: Ezra, Vin, JD; Chris/Vin, Buck/JD, Ezra/Inez
Mary Poppins:
 Sparrow: Bert, Mary, Albert; Bert/Mary
 Turner: Bert, Mary; Bert/Mary
Monster Squad:
 Sparrow: Rudy, Frankenstein; no desired pairing
 Turner: Rudy, Frankenstein; no desired pairing
The Munsters:
 Sparrow: Lily, Herman, Grandpa; Herman/Lily, Grandpa/Grandma Addams, Lurch/Thing
 Turner: Lily, Grandpa, Eddie; Herman/Lily, Eddie/Wednesday Addams, Original Supernatural Character/Marilyn
 Sparrow: Fran, Niles, Maxwell; Max/Fran, Niles/C.C., Niles/Fran
 Turner: Niles, Fran, C.C.; Niles/Fran, Niles/C.C., Maxwell/Fran
Nightmare Before Christmas:
 Sparrow: Jack; Jack/Elvira
 Turner: Jack; Jack/Elvira
Open Season:
 Sparrow: McSquizzy, Elliot, Boog; McSquizzy/Weenie, Boog/Elliot
 Turner: McSquizzy, Boog, Elliot; Boog/Elliot, Elliot/Giselle, Serge/Deni
Peter Pan:
 Sparrow: Hook, Smee, Tinker Bell; Hook/Smee, Tink/Tiger, Pan/Tink
 Turner: Hook, Smee, Tinker Bell; Hook/Smee, Tiger Lily/Tinker Bell
Phil of the Future:
 Sparrow: Phil, Keely, Curtis; Phil/Keely
 Turner: Pim, Phil, Keely; Phil/Keely
Pirate Movie:
 Sparrow: Frederic, Pirate King, Gay Pirates; King/Ruth, Frederic/Mabel, Gay Pirate/Gay Pirate
 Turner: Pirate King, Frederic, Gay Pirates; Gay Pirate/Gay Pirate, Pirate King/Frederic
Pirates of the Caribbean:
 Sparrow: Jack, Will, Gibbs; Jack/Will
 Turner: Will, Jack, Davy Jones; Jack/Will, Pintel/Ragetti, Norrington/Elizabeth
 Sparrow: Pocahontas, John Smith, Meeko; John Smith/Pocahontas, Meeko/Percy
 Turner: Pocahontas, John Smith, Meeko; John Smith/Pocahontas, Meeko/Percy, Ben/Nakoma
Quantum Leap:
 Sparrow: Sam, Al; Sam/Al
 Turner: Al, Sam; Sam/Al
Real Person Country Music:
 Sparrow: Keith Urban, Blake Shelton, Garth Brooks; no desired pairing
 Turner: Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Dierks Bentley; Uncle Kracker/Kenny Chesney/Trent, Kenny Big/James Otto, Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
Real Person Movies:
 Sparrow: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson; Johnny/Orlando, Jackie Chan/Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson
 Turner: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson; Johnny/Orlando, Siegfried Fischbacher/Roy Horn, Tim Burton/Danny Elfman
Real Person Rock Music:
 Sparrow: David Bowie, Billy Idol, Meat Loaf; no preferred pairings
 Turner: David Bowie, Adam Ant, Danny Elfman; Daniel Jones/Darren Hayes, David Bowie/Bon Jovi, Sonny Bono/Cher
Real Person TV:
 Sparrow: no preference; Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling, David Boreanaz/Charisma Carpenter, Shannen Doherty/Holly Marie Combs
 Turner: Charisma Carpenter, Holly Marie Combs, James Marsters; Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling, David Boreanaz/Charisma Carpenter, Shannen Doherty/Holly Marie Combs
 Sparrow: Sam, Sock, Benjamin; Sam/Sock
 Turner: Devil, Sam, Benjamin; Sam/Sock
 Sparrow: Ray, Mouse, AndrAla; Ray/Mouse, Matrix/AndrAla
 Turner: AndrAla, Matrix, Mouse; Matrix/AndrAla, Ray/Mouse, Mouse/AndrAla
Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
 Sparrow: Salem; no desired pairing
 Turner: Salem, Roxie, Harvey; Harvey/Sabrina
Saved By The Bell:
 Sparrow: Lisa, Screech, Slater; Screech/Lisa, Zack/Kelly
 Turner: Jessi, Lisa, Tori; Slater/Jessi, Tori/Jessi
Shanghai Noon/Knights:
 Sparrow: Chon, Roy, Falling Leaves; Chon/Roy, Falling Leaves/Pei Pei
 Turner: Roy, Chon, Falling Leaves, Chon/Roy, Falling Leaves/Pei Pei
 Sparrow: Adora, Swiftwind, Kowl; Bo/Adora, Adam/Adora, Adora/Frosta
 Turner: Swiftwind, Adora, Sea Hawk, Adam/Adora, Swiftwind/Cringer, Adora/Frosta
Sherlock Holmes:
 Sparrow: Sherlock, Watson; Sherlock/Watson
 Turner: Sherlock, Watson, Beth; Sherlock/Watson, Sherlock/Beth
 Sparrow: Puss, Donkey, Hook; Puss/Donkey, Donkey/Dragon, Shrek/Fiona
 Turner: Puss, Donkey, Ugly Stepsister; Puss/Donkey, Shrek/Fiona
 Sparrow: Lex, Clark, Chloe; Clark/Lex, Clark/Chloe, Clark/Ollie
 Turner: Ollie, Lex, Clark; Clark/Lex, Jimmy/Chloe, Ollie/Clark one-sided on Ollie's part
Sons of Thunder:
 Sparrow: Trent, Carlos; Carlos/Trent
 Turner: Carlos, Trent; Carlos/Trent
Special Unit 2:
 Sparrow: Nick, Kate, Carl; Nick/Kate
 Turner: Kate, Carl, Nick; Nick/Kate
 Sparrow: Shakespeare, Pirate Crew, Tristan; no desired pairing
 Turner: Shakespeare, Tristan, Pirate Crew; no desired pairing
Starsky & Hutch:
 Sparrow: Hutch, Starsky, Huggy; Hutch/Starsky
 Turner: Hutch, Starsky, Huggy; Hutch/Starsky
Step By Step:
 Sparrow: Rich, Dana, Jean Luc; Rich/Dana
 Turner: Dana, Rich, Cody; Rich/Dana
 Sparrow: Sam, Dean, Bobby; Dean/Sam
 Turner: Sam, Dean, Bobby; Dean/Sam
Tale Spin:
 Sparrow: Baloo, Kid, Don Carnage; Baloo/Louie, Baloo/Rebecca
 Turner: Kid, Baloo, Wild Cat; Baloo/Kid, Baloo/Louie, Baloo/Rebecca
 Sparrow: Tarzan, Jane, Tarzan's Kala; Tarzan/Jane
 Turner: Terk, Tantor, Archimedes; Tarzan/Jane, Tantor/Terk
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
 Sparrow: Michaelangelo, Raphael, Splinter; Casey/Raphael, Leo/Raphael, Donatello/Michaelangelo
 Turner: Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo; Casey/Raphael, Donatello/Michaelangelo, Raphael/Leonardo
10th Kingdom:
 Sparrow: Wolf, Wendell, Tony; Tony/Wendell
 Turner: Wolf, Wendell, Radish; Tony/Wendell, Wolf/Wendell, Cinderella/Snow White
Tin Man:
 Sparrow: Glitch, Cain, Raw; any combination of Glitch, Raw, and Cain
 Turner: Raw, Glitch, DG; Raw/Glitch, Glitch/DG, DG/Azkadellia
Walker, Texas Ranger:
 Sparrow: Walker, Trivette, CD; Walker/Trivette, Gage/Sydney, Trent/Carlos
 Turner: Sydney, Trent, Carlos; Gage/Sydney, Trent/Carlos, Walker/Trivette
Winnie the Pooh:
 Sparrow: Eeyore, Tigger, Rabbit; Pooh/Piglet, Rabbit/Tigger, Lumpy/Roo
 Turner: Tigger, Eeyore, Owl; Lumpy/Roo, Pooh/Piglet, Rabbit/Tigger
Wizard of Oz:
 Sparrow: Scarecrow, Lion, Tin Man; any combination of the Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, & Tin Man
 Turner: Lion, Scarecrow, Tin Man; Lion/Scarecrow, Scarecrow/Tin, Lion/Scarecrow/Tin
 Sparrow: Mystique, Sabertooth, Wolfsbane; Sabertooth/Mystique
 Turner: Mystique, Sabertooth, Shard; Sabertooth/Mystique, Havok/Polaris, Wildchild/Shard
 Sparrow: Domino, Cable; Cable/Domino
 Turner: Domino, Siryn, Warpath; Cable/Domino, Rictor/Shatterstar, Cannonball/Jubilee
 Sparrow: Wolverine, Storm, Professor X; Wolverine/Storm, Professor X/Magneto, Joseph/Rogue
 Turner: Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Beast; Joseph/Rogue, Nightcrawler/Shadowcat, Wolverine/Storm
X-Men Evolution:
 Sparrow: Rogue, Nightcrawler, Beast; no desired pairing
 Turner: Nightcrawler, Beast, Shadowcat; Nightcrawler/Shadowcat, Avalanche/Shadowcat, Wolverine/Storm
 Sparrow: Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer; Xena/Gabrielle, Joxer/Gabrielle, Autolycus/Joxer
 Turner: Xena, Gabrielle, Aphrodite; Xena/Gabrielle, Ares/Aphrodite, Joxer/Gabrielle
Zeta Project:
 Sparrow: Zeta, Ro; Zeta/Ro
 Turner: Ro, Zeta; Zeta/Ro
 Sparrow: Hansel, Derek, David Bowie; Derek/Hansel, David/Mick Jagger, David/Fabio
 Turner: Hansel, Derek, David Bowie; Hansel/Derek, David/Fabio
 Sparrow: Diego, Elena; Diablo; Diego/Elena
 Turner: Bunny, Diego, Elena; Diego/Elena, Diego/Bernardo
 an invitation to read 
    That tale is a journey that is very close to our hearts and is a series of going on 6 books.  It all began with Love on the High Seas #1: Bright Promises of Tomorrow wherein both new and old characters come together in an orgy of romance, daring, piracy, action, adventure, and the Supernatural.  In the first book that we hope you will take a look at at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3033866/1/Love_on_High_Seas_1_Bright_Promises_of_Tomorrow , Captain Jack Sparrow arrives with his crew of humans, Werewolves, Demons, mutants, Vampires, cat people, a Gnome, a certain talking cat, and others to Port Royal to celebrate the wedding of his own love, Will Turner, to Elizabeth Swann.  The adventure soon begins when he discovers that his beloved Will has been sold into Port Royal's underground black market.  Meanwhile, Lorne gets bitten in the rear end and risks losing his heart in the process, First Mate Angel encounters Princess Cordelia who is on the run from her own father's guards, and Faith, the self-proclaimed Virgin Slayer, finally meets some one who might be able to slay her cold heart.  Elsewhere on the isle, a group of Witches consisting of the Halliwell family; their godmother, Ororo Munroe; Elvira, Mistress of the Dark; and fledgling Scientist Winifred Burkle is on the run from a mob of prejudiced Christians with no hope of escape until some of the Pirates take it upon themselves to stand between them and the Christians.  We hope you will take a look, and if you do and like what you read, please, please review.
and a classic 
Title: "What We Face We Face Together"
Author: Pirate Turner
Dedicated to: Pirate Sparrow
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Takes place immediately after Cordelia, Wesley, and Gunn are fired.
Summary: Cordelia refuses to accept being fired.
Disclaimer: Angel, Cordelia, Angel Investigations, and all characters mentioned within are © & TM their respective owners (Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy?). Everything else is © & TM Pirate Turner. The author makes no profit off of this story.

        He waited there, in the dark that was such an old and comforting friend to him, listening intently. He knew they had not gone, not even moved one single inch from the table. All three still sat in the same spot that they had when he had fired them. He growled softly, allowing his frustration and anger to show with the sound so soft that it could only be heard by his advanced hearing and with a flash of his deadly fangs. He couldn't figure them out. Why didn't they leave? Were they in shock? In shock that he had dared to fire the three people that stood in his way of success?

        His ears pricked. He sniffed the air. She was coming this way! Quickly, he started to flee, but even his superhuman speed was not enough to make his escape in time as a light was suddenly switched on, forcing his darkness to flee. He turned to her, morphing as he did into his full Vampire state, hoping to scare her away. "I thought I told you to leave!" he growled.

        She stood in the doorway, looking calmly to him. He wondered why he did not scare her. Although she had been through a lot and had turned into a brave and beautiful young warrioress, he knew she still tended to be spooked rather easily. Had he lost his touch? Had he truly gone soft? She nodded curtly, and he violently shoved aside the thought of how beautiful her hair was and how he longed to be allowed to run his fingers through it and to smell her delicious shampoo once more. "You did," she admitted in a soft, calm voice.

        "Then why didn't you?" he demanded, flashing his fangs in what he hoped she would take to be a warning.

        Her eyes flashed darkly. How could he be so ignorant?! How could he think so little of her?! Was she really that meaningless in his life? Could she truly be that insignificant to him? Her emotions threatened to give her away as she remembered the way he had acted when she had had that vision that evening and had needed his help, when the innocent had needed his help and he had tried so determinedly to refuse that aid, but she refused to let him see her tears. She proudly raised her head and looked to him, her eyes a hard and cold mask once more, as she demanded, a note of a strange mixture of emotions to her voice, "Did you really think we would?" She took a step closer to him as she added, "Did you truly think you could get rid of us that easily, Angel?"

        The dark flash in her gorgeous eyes had not gone unnoticed by him, and he had to force a smile. Cordelia Chase had always been beautiful and her looks, spirit, and very essence improved as she grew older, but she had always been most beautiful when she was her angriest. Then, something had changed in her eyes, even though it had only lasted there for a second. What was that he had seen in her eyes? {Please Gods,} he found himself thinking, much to his complete surprise, {don't let it be tears.} He couldn't stand hurting her, but he knew he had to do what he had to do. Her words then took him by even more surprise, and he stood, silent, unsure of what to respond with, feeling oddly helpless as he watched her cross the room to stand right before him. "I'm the boss," he growled, knowing all the time it was a lame excuse.

        Her hands went instinctively to her hips as she glared up at him. She nodded again. "Yes, you're the boss, even though you rarely pay us anything. Do you really think we hang around here for the money, Angel? When, and again I stress this, you rarely pay us? NO! Of course not! We aren't going anywhere, and you can't make us."

        Her eyes seemed to dare him to try. The palms of his hands itched, but not to hit her. With a dangerous flash of his sharp, deadly fangs, Angel growled, "You'll do as you're told. If I have to make you leave, I will! I want all three of you gone by the time I return!" He turned on his heel, his long, black trench coat flying around him as he did so, and started to stalk out the room.

        But she followed him. If he thought she was going to let him escape that easily and go all Mister Dark and Broody again, by himself nonetheless, he really needed to check in with a psychiatrist, because there was simply no way that was going to happen. She wouldn't let it. Not even over her own dead body. But she knew that would never happen. He would never hurt her. Quickly, she reached out and grabbed his shoulder. "Angel," she started but never got the chance to finish.

        He whirled around at her touch, his fist flying around with him as he did so. She did not even flinch, and his hand stopped short, ending in cupping her cheek instead. Why in the hell hadn't he scared her? Was she as insane as he was?

        His gentle touch sent a shiver down her spine. She turned her mouth slightly and allowed her lips to brush gently against the palm of his hand. When she looked back to him, she couldn't help but notice the confusion shining in his black eyes. "I'm not scared of you, Angel. I never could be. But don't get me wrong. It's not because you're not scary, 'cause you sure as heck are. You just don't scare me." She smiled up at him, flashing him one of her very best. "I trust you. So do the others. We're not going to leave you. I don't know what you're thinking in trying to send us away except maybe to keep us safe, but it's not going to work. We're more than just a detective agency and a damn good team. We're a family, Angel, and what we face, we face together."

        "But you can't handle Darla or Dru! I'll get you hurt! Killed even!" he protested, starting to pull back away from her.

        Her hands moved fast to catch his retreating hand. "No, you won't."

        "Yes, I will, Cordy. You, of all people, should know the dangers, especially the dangers with Dru. She's insane, deadly and insane, and Darla's even worse right now. I couldn't save Darla." Tears flooded his eyes, and she ached to be able to reach out to him. "I've taken so many lives and failed so many others." He shook his head slowly and sadly from side to side. "I can't bare the thought of anything happening to any of you, least of all you. You have to leave! All of you! NOW!" He bellowed the last, jerking away from her and turning his back to her.

        She let out a slow breath, knowing she had to have patience with him. Reaching out, she gently touched his shoulder and tried to turn him around to face her. "I'm not going anywhere, Angel, and neither are the others. You aren't going to get rid of us. Wherever you go, we'll be there. I know how bad Dru is, and I can only imagine how terrible you feel. But that won't happen to us, and just look at all the lives you've saved!" Tears welled in her own eyes. "I think I know what you're trying to pull off here, Angel, and it's not going to work. You're trying to get us out of the way, not only to protect us but also so that there'll be no one left to keep you from changing. I'll be damned before I let Angelus out!"

        He dared to turn to look at her. She was so beautiful, and as her anger built, she grew even more beautiful! However, he could also see the tears welling in her eyes, and he hated himself for having put them there. Unable to deny the truth of her words, Angel just stood there, watching her in silence.

        Feeling a little more optimistic now that she knew she had his full attention, Cordelia continued, her eyes flashing with each new sentence. "You may think unleashing Angelus is the only answer to bringing down Darla and Dru, but you're wrong, Angel! Angelus isn't you, but a Demon within you! We all have our Demons, and we all have to fight them, at both the best and worst times of our lives. Yours just happens to be able to be made flesh. But it's our friends and family that help us to fight those Demons. You can walk out that door right now. You can walk out and never come back. Or you can fight us, try to make us leave. Either way, I promise you, Angel, you won't win. Not this. If you fight us, we'll have to protect ourselves if it gets too bad, but I believe in you, Angel, and I know that you would never intentionally do anything to harm any of us. If you leave, we'll hunt you down. You're not the only one able to track, you know. But either way, we will find you, and we will not let you down. We will be there for you, no matter what you do, when you need us as you do now. You can't get rid of us, Angel, and Angelus is going to stay down in there! He's not coming out!"

        Her tears were now flowing freely down her face. Oh, how he wished he could just kiss them all away! "Cordy..." his voice came out in a whisper. His hands ached to hold her, to comfort her; his own eyes filled with tears.

        Her body was shaking with the intense feelings roaring within her blood. "By God, Angel, I love you, and I don't give a damn what I have to do, but I won't let anything bad happen to you!"

        At those words, he couldn't control himself any longer. He had not even realized when he had returned to his human form, but he still moved too fast for her to be able to stop him even if she had wanted to. Angel pulled her trembling form into his strong yet gentle arms, softly tilted her head to look up at him, and lowered his own, pressing his lips against hers in a kiss that spoke to her and promised her undying love if only she would have him. He expected her to pull away, but to his utter and complete surprise and even more to his delight, Cordelia wrapped her arms around him, leaning her body to his, and kissed him back with equal passion.

        He forced himself to part the kiss. "Cordy..."

        As if sensing what he had in mind, she reached up and placed a fingertip softly on his lips. "Don't, Angel. I really do love you."

        Her statement, simple as it was though with such enormous meaning and a wondrous blessing behind it, made his knees go weak. Reaching an almost trembling hand up to gently stroke her face, he reached out with his other arm to pull her even closer to him, their bodies pressing heatedly together. "I love you too, Cordy." And with that, he kissed her again, this time with even more passion than before.


The End
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Title: "Breakfast for Two"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Will Piper's latest breakfast be yet another failed attempt to bring her family together, or does fate have a surprise in store for her?
Disclaimer: Prue, Piper, and Phoebe Halliwell; Leo Wyatt; Cole Turner; and Charmed are all © & TM Spelling Television Inc. and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM Pirate Turner.

        Piper leaned against the counter, her arms crossed before her chest as the fingers of her right hand impatiently tapped her left elbow. Her eyes continued to dart from the dining table that was set with a feast that included eggs, bacon, popovers, and even some fresh strawberries to the kitchen doorway. As she wondered for the thousandth time what disaster was keeping her family this time and how long it would take them before they finally managed to get their butts there, her answer came in the form of stampeding footsteps pounding down the stairs.

        Prue entered first, mere seconds ahead of Phoebe, and marched directly to the coffee maker. Without even noticing the frustrated look on Piper's face or the anger in her sister's eyes, she poured herself a cup of coffee and downed it in one long gulp. "Sorry, Piper, but we don't have time for breakfast this morning. I just can't get used to having to fit Phoebe's schedule into mine, but since she crashed her bike like only she could manage . . . "

        "Hey, stop rubbing it in!" Phoebe complained even as Prue set the empty cup into the sink and turned to look at her sisters. "Believe me! This isn't all fun and games for me either, you know! I have more value for my life than to want to ride alone with you in morning traffic!"

        "Well, you'd better hurry or else you won't have the inconvenience of having to choose between the values of your life and your education," Prue snapped as she raced out of the kitchen. "See you later, Piper!" she called back to her sister without even taking the time to look back at her.

        Piper fixed Phoebe with a look, but her younger sister merely shrugged as she tossed the bag of bagels back into the cupboard she had pulled them from. Taking the bagel out of her mouth, she said only, "Sorry. Can't. Bye!", and then rushed after Prue.

        It had been mere seconds after Piper had sighed after the way Prue and Phoebe had just rushed in and out of the kitchen when a voice called her name. "Hon?"

        Piper's head jerked towards the door, and she sighed again at the sight of her husband sticking his head through the door. She had already expected what his problem was, and the guilty look on his face just affirmed her sinking suspicion. As he moved towards her, she wanted to demand that he stay at least long enough to eat a quick breakfast, but she forced herself to hold her tongue as the last thing she wanted that morning was more arguing on top of everything else.

        "Piper, I know I said that They'd agreed to let me have the morning off," Leo began as he reached her, his pleading expression begging her to understand and not be angry with him for what he felt he could not help, "but I was just summoned. I've got to at least go see what the problem is. I'm so sorry, love." He brushed a quick kiss across her forehead before turning and snatching a few slivers of bacon even as he orbed.

        Piper sighed as she sank into her chair. Her elbows propped up onto the table, and she closed her eyes as she buried her head in her hands. The scream that threatened to explode from her escaped her lips as a long, slow sigh that was muffled only by her palms. It was mornings like this that she really didn't know why she ever bothered to try to do anything for her family that did not involve the Supernatural. Something always cropped up, and it seemed to be happening increasingly more lately. Indeed, she had yet to manage to gather them all together for a single breakfast the entire week as at least one, perhaps even two, members of her family always had some excuse as to why they couldn't linger even long enough to sit down for a few sparse moments spent with their family.

        Piper did not know how long she had sat there when a soft voice suddenly interrupted her despairing thoughts. "Piper?" She looked up to find Cole standing in the doorway. In his blue eyes, she saw reflected a little boy who was fearful that he had missed out on something wonderful, but she knew she had to be imagining the expression. "Am I too late?"

        "Too late for what?" Piper's brow knitted with confusion.

        "For breakfast, of course," Cole replied as if his answer was as obvious as his handsome, tall form towering in the doorway. "I really hope I'm not," he admitted. "I'm starving, and your food is always so delicious!"

        His words brought the first smile from Piper in days and touched her heart with a warmth that quickly spread through her body. "Of course not!" she exclaimed.

        His grin lit up the room as he replied happily, "Wonderful!" He eagerly took his seat and began to fill his plate. Piper watched him, her brown eyes shining joyously as her delight grew with each new heap of food that Cole added to his plate. Not a single container went untouched as Cole filled his plate until it could not hold even so much as one more inch.

        As he had been filling his plate, Piper had rose from her chair and moved to the refrigerator to pour him a glass of milk. She had not thought that she would need to ask him what he wanted to drink, but she doubted her choice as soon as he spoke again. "Piper," he asked softly, disappointment lacing his voice, "aren't you joining me?"

        Piper's eyes had snapped back to Cole the very second he'd spoken again, and she could not help the merry dance that his humble question set her eyes in. "I'd love to, Cole," she said, smiling brilliantly, as she reached for a second glass.


The End
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